YOU SAID:
Oh my god, why are you such a pomegranate!?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ私の神、なぜあなたは、このようなザクロ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my God, why you would like this pomegranate!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ私の神、なぜあなたと思いますこのザクロ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my God, why do you think this pomegranate!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ私の神は、どうしてこのザクロ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my God is this pomegranate!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ私の神はこのザクロです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my God is this pomegranate!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.