YOU SAID:
oh my god where is my wallet I swear it was somewhere around here oh god oh no
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私の財布はどこにあるのか、ここのどこかにあったと誓う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I swear that my wallet was somewhere here
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私は自分の財布がどこかにあったことを誓います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I swear that my wallet was somewhere
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私は財布がどこかにあったと誓う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I swear that my wallet was somewhere
That's deep, man.