YOU SAID:

Oh my god the cat is on fire!

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ああ、私の神、猫は火の上にいる！

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Oh, my god, the cat is on fire!

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、私の神は、火の猫です!

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Oh, my God, cats on fire!

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、私の神は、猫に火!

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Oh my God's a cat on fire!

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ああ私の神の火の上の猫!

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Oh, it's on the fire of God my cat!

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ああ、それは神の火に私の猫!

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Oh, it's the fire of God my cat!

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ああ、それは私の猫神の火です!

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Oh, it is the fire of God my cat!

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、それは私の猫神の火です!

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Oh, it is the fire of God my cat!