YOU SAID:
oh my god that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick
INTO JAPANESE
棒の上のお尻のように痛いああ私の神
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It hurts like an ass on a stick ah my god
INTO JAPANESE
それは棒のロバのように痛いああ私の神
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It hurts like a stick donkey ah my god
INTO JAPANESE
棒ロバのように痛いああ私の神
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It hurts like a stick donkey ah my god
That didn't even make that much sense in English.