YOU SAID:
Oh my God, she is the first time
INTO JAPANESE
なんてこった、彼女は初めて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What a mess, she's the first time
INTO JAPANESE
なんてめちゃくちゃ、彼女は初めてです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What a mess, she's the first time
That didn't even make that much sense in English.