YOU SAID:
oh my god please send help oh god oh no i'm being eaten by a bear
INTO JAPANESE
ああ私の神は助けを送ってくださいああ神ああああいいえ私はクマに食べられています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my god please send me ah god ah ah no I'm eaten by bear
INTO JAPANESE
なんてこった、熊に食われてる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What's wrong with being eaten by a bear
INTO JAPANESE
クマに食べられて何が悪いの
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What's wrong with being eaten by a bear
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
