YOU SAID:

oh my god look at that face, you look like my next mistake

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、私の神はその顔を見て、あなたは私の次のミスのように見える

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, my god saw that face and you look like my next mistake

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、私の神はその顔を見て、あなたは私の次のミスのように見える

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, my god saw that face and you look like my next mistake