YOU SAID:
oh my god!if pineapples don't exist, then what is on my pizza?
INTO JAPANESE
なんてこった! パイナップルが存在しない場合、私のピザには何がありますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my god! What's on my pizza if there's no pineapple?
INTO JAPANESE
何てことだ!パイナップルがない場合、私のピザには何がありますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
oh my god! What's on my pizza if there's no pineapple?
INTO JAPANESE
何てことだ!パイナップルがない場合、私のピザには何がありますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
oh my god! What's on my pizza if there's no pineapple?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.