YOU SAID:

oh my god I think I just saw Obama in my yard and he was stealing my family what do I do now?

INTO JAPANESE

おお神よ私の庭でオバマ氏を見たばかりで彼は家族を盗んでいたんだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh God I just saw Obama in my garden and he was stealing my family

INTO JAPANESE

おお神様私の庭でオバマ氏を見たばかりで、彼は私の家族を盗んでいた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh God I just saw Obama in my garden and he was stealing my family