YOU SAID:
Oh my god I need a life
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私は人生が必要だ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh I need life
INTO JAPANESE
ああ私は人生が必要
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh i need a life
INTO JAPANESE
ああ私は人生が必要です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh i need a life
That didn't even make that much sense in English.