YOU SAID:

Oh my god, I just had an absolutely insane day my guy

INTO JAPANESE

なんてこった、私はまったく狂った日を過ごしたばかりだ、私の男

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh my god, I just had a totally crazy day, my man

INTO JAPANESE

なんてこった、私はちょうど完全にクレイジーな日を過ごしました、私の男

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh my god, I just had a totally crazy day, my man