YOU SAID:
Oh my god, I just had an absolutely insane day my guy
INTO JAPANESE
なんてこった、私はまったく狂った日を過ごしたばかりだ、私の男
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my god, I just had a totally crazy day, my man
INTO JAPANESE
なんてこった、私はちょうど完全にクレイジーな日を過ごしました、私の男
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my god, I just had a totally crazy day, my man
That didn't even make that much sense in English.