YOU SAID:
oh my god i am so cool and my moustache is very conditioned
INTO JAPANESE
なんてこった、私はとてもクールで、私の口ひげはとても調子が良い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Goddamn I'm so cool and my mustache is so good
INTO JAPANESE
なんてこった、私はとてもクールで、私の口ひげはとても良いです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Goddamn I'm so cool and my mustache is so good
You've done this before, haven't you.