YOU SAID:
Oh my God I am falling down the stairs all my bones hurt.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、なんてことだ、階段から落ちて骨が痛い。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my god, my bones hurt from falling down the stairs.
INTO JAPANESE
なんと、階段から落ちて骨が痛くなりました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I fell down the stairs and my bones hurt.
INTO JAPANESE
階段から落ちて骨が痛くなりました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I fell down the stairs and my bones hurt.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.