YOU SAID:

oh my god how many hands does that thing have no oh my god it keeps touching his

INTO JAPANESE

オハイオ州の神私の神それは彼の手に触れ続けている

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh God my God That keeps touching his hands

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、神よ、彼の手に触れ続ける

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, God, keep on touching his hands

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、神様、彼の手に触れ続ける

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, God, keep on touching his hands