YOU SAID:

Oh my god, here is my dog! It was sitting right under that 4 leaf clover, oh look a 4 leaf clover!

INTO JAPANESE

なんてこった、これが私の犬だ！それはその四つ葉のクローバーの真下に座っていました、ああ、四つ葉のクローバーを見てください！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What a hell, this is my dog! It sat right under that four-leaf clover, oh, look at the four-leaf clover!

INTO JAPANESE

なんてこった、これは私の犬だ！それはその四つ葉のクローバーの真下に座っていました、ああ、四つ葉のクローバーを見てください！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What a hell, this is my dog! It sat right under that four-leaf clover, oh, look at the four-leaf clover!