YOU SAID:
oh my god everything is weird and I don't know where I am.
INTO JAPANESE
なんてこった、すべてが変で、どこにいるのかわからない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What a mess, everything is weird and I don't know where I am.
INTO JAPANESE
なんてめちゃくちゃだ、すべてが変だし、自分がどこにいるのかわからない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What a mess, everything is weird and I don't know where I am.
Come on, you can do better than that.