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oh my god bro my cramps i literally just thought i was gonna faint

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Oh my god, my cramps, I literally thought I would stun

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私の神、私のけいれん、私は文字通り私が気絶するだろうと思った

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My god, my cramps, i literally thought i would stun

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私の神、私のけいれん、私は文字通り私が気絶するだろうと思った

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My god, my cramps, i literally thought i would stun