YOU SAID:

Oh my freaking gosh you are so funny I’m going to die and come back and die and then go to my own funeral

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、おかしなことに、あなたはとても面白いです。私は死んで戻ってきて死んでから自分の葬式に行きます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, funny, you're so funny. I die and come back and die before going to my funeral

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、おかしい、あなたはとてもおかしいです。私は葬式に行く前に死んで戻ってきて死ぬ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh funny, you are very funny. I die before going to the funeral, come back and die

INTO JAPANESE

おかしい、あなたはとてもおかしい。私は葬式に行く前に死に、戻って死ぬ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Funny, you are very funny. I die before going to the funeral, die back

INTO JAPANESE

おかしい、あなたはとてもおかしいです。私は葬式に行く前に死ぬ、死ぬ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Funny, you are very funny. I die before going to the funeral, die

INTO JAPANESE

おかしい、あなたはとてもおかしいです。私は葬式に行く前に死ぬ、死ぬ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Funny, you are very funny. I die before going to the funeral, die