YOU SAID:
Oh my bread landed butter side down
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私のパンはバターが下を向いた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my bread butter turned down
INTO JAPANESE
ああ私のパンバターは断った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my bread butter refused
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私のパンバターは拒否しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my bread butter rejected
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私のパンバターは拒否しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh my bread butter rejected
That didn't even make that much sense in English.