YOU SAID:
Oh me oh my please don't shoot the old baking woman
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、ああ、おばあさんを撃たないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh oh oh don't shoot grandmother
INTO JAPANESE
ああああああ祖母を撃つな
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ah ah ah don't shoot my grandmother
INTO JAPANESE
ああああああ私の祖母を撃つな
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ah ah ah don't shoot my grandmother
That didn't even make that much sense in English.