YOU SAID:
Oh man you guys, last week was crazy dudes, we went to the DMV, and bought some candy bro!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、君たち、先週はクレイジーな男だった、私たちはDMVに行き、キャンディーブロを買った!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh you guys, last week was a crazy guy, we went to the DMV and bought a candy bro!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、みんな、先週はクレイジーな男だった、私たちはDMVに行ってキャンディーブロを買った!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh everyone, last week was a crazy guy, we went to the DMV and bought a candy bro!
INTO JAPANESE
みなさん、先週はクレイジーな男でした。DMVに行ってキャンディーブロを購入しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Everyone, last week was a crazy guy. I went to DMV and bought a candy bro.
INTO JAPANESE
みなさん、先週はクレイジーな男でした。私はDMVに行き、キャンディーブロを購入しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Everyone, last week was a crazy guy. I went to DMV and bought a candy bro.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.