YOU SAID:
OH MAN I GOT SUCKED BY THE vaccum cleaner.
INTO JAPANESE
オハイオ州の男私は真空掃除機で倒れました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh man I fell down with a vacuum cleaner.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ私は掃除機で倒れた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh I collapsed with a vacuum cleaner.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私は掃除機で倒れました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I fell down with a vacuum cleaner.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私は掃除機で倒れた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I fell down with a vacuum cleaner.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.