YOU SAID:
Oh man, I sure hope nobody steals my cheese
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私は誰も私のチーズを盗まないことを願っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I hope no one steals my cheese
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私は誰も私のチーズを盗まないことを願っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I hope no one steals my cheese
That didn't even make that much sense in English.