YOU SAID:
oh man I shot Marvin in the face
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私はマーヴィンを顔に撃った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I shot Marvin on the face
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私は顔にマーヴィンを撃った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I shot Marvin on the face
That didn't even make that much sense in English.