YOU SAID:
Oh man, I could really chomp on a banana right now.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私は本当に今バナナにチャンプすることができます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I really can champ bananas now.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私は本当に今バナナをチャンピオンにすることができます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I can really make a banana now a champion.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私は本当にバナナをチャンピオンにすることができます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I really can make a banana a champion.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私は本当にバナナをチャンピオンにすることができます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I really can make a banana a champion.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.