YOU SAID:
OH LORD MY POOPS ARE TOO BIG
INTO JAPANESE
オハイオ州の私の靴は大きすぎます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My shoes in Ohio are too big
INTO JAPANESE
オハイオ州の私の靴は大きすぎます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My shoes in Ohio are too big
That didn't even make that much sense in English.