YOU SAID:
Oh Jesus oh God I just shattered my collarbone.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、オハイオ州イエスオハイオ州神私はちょうど私の襟骨を粉砕した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, oh yes oh god I just crushed my collar bones
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、ああああああ、私はちょうど私の襟の骨を粉砕した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, ah ah ah, I just crushed my collar bone
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、ああああ、私はちょうど私の襟の骨を粉砕した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, ah ah, I just crushed my collar bone
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、ああ、私はちょうど私の襟の骨を粉砕した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, ah, I just crushed my collar bone
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、ああ、私はちょうど私の襟の骨を粉砕した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, ah, I just crushed my collar bone
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