YOU SAID:
OH if Easter eggs don't shave their legs, their children will have ducks QUACK QUACK
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、イースターエッグが足を剃らないなら、子供たちはアヒルを持っているでしょうQUACK QUACK
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, if the Easter egg doesn't shave, kids will have ducks QUACK QUACK
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、イースターエッグが剃らなかったら、子供たちはアヒルを持っているでしょうQUACK QUACK
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, if the Easter egg doesn't shave, kids will have ducks QUACK QUACK
You should move to Japan!