YOU SAID:
Oh, hi, thanks for checking in I'm still a piece of garbage
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、こんにちは、私はまだゴミの一片です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, hello, I am still a piece of garbage.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、こんにちは、私はまだゴミの一片です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, hello, I am still a piece of garbage.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.