YOU SAID:
Oh hi! How are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO!
INTO JAPANESE
あこんにちは!どうしたの?私はポテトだから!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello! What's wrong? Because I am potato!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは!どうしましたか?私はジャガイモだから!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello! What's wrong? Because I am a potato!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは!どうしましたか?私はジャガイモだから!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello! What's wrong? Because I am a potato!
That's deep, man.