YOU SAID:
oh hey pal! what's the news? got new shoes?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、ちょっと!ニュースは何ですか?新しい靴を買った?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh hey! What is the news? Did you buy new shoes?
INTO JAPANESE
あら!ニュースは何ですか?新しい靴を買いましたか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh! What is the news? Did you buy new shoes?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ!ニュースは何ですか?新しい靴を買いましたか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ah! What is the news? Did you buy new shoes?
INTO JAPANESE
あ!ニュースは何ですか?新しい靴を買いましたか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ah! What is the news? Did you buy new shoes?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.