YOU SAID:
Oh hey i dont know what to write but It has to be really long so ill just keep writting random stuff by the way why are you still reading go outside enjoy your life
INTO JAPANESE
ああねえ、私は何を書くのか分からないが、それは本当に長い病気でなければならないので、なぜあなたはまだ外に出て読んでいるのか、あなたの人生を楽しむ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh hey, I don't know what to write, but it has to be a really long illness, so why are you still going out and reading, enjoy your life
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私は何を書くのか分からないが、それは本当に長い病気でなければならないので、なぜあなたはまだ外出して読書し、あなたの人生を楽しむのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I don't know what to write, but it has to be a really long illness, so why do you still go out and read and enjoy your life?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、何を書けばいいのかわからないけど、本当に長い病気に違いないのに、なぜまだ外に出て読んで人生を楽しんでいるのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I don't know what to write, but I must be a really long illness, why are you still going out and reading and enjoying life?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、何を書けばいいのかわからないけど、本当に長い病気に違いないのに、なぜまだ外に出て本を読んで楽しんでいるのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I don't know what to write, but I must be a really long illness, why are you still going out and enjoying reading books?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私は何を書くのか分からないが、私は本当に長い病気に違いない、なぜあなたはまだ外出して本を読んで楽しんでいるのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I don't know what to write, but I must be a really long illness, why are you still out and enjoying reading books?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私は何を書くのか分からないが、私は本当に長い病気でなければならない、なぜあなたはまだ外出して本を読んで楽しんでいるのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I don't know what to write, but I have to be a really long illness, why are you still out and enjoying reading books?
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私は何を書いればいいのか分からないが、私は本当に長い病気でなければならない、なぜあなたはまだ外出して本を読んで楽しんでいるのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I don't know what to write, but I have to be a really long illness, why are you still out and enjoying reading books?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.