YOU SAID:
Oh hello bad moment oh look this is the oval office. I was looking for the oblong room. Please don’t call security. I’ll be off. Don’t worry stop that.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、やあ、最悪な瞬間だ。ああ、ここが大統領執務室だ。私は長方形の部屋を探していた。警備員を呼ばないでください。もう行きます。心配しないで、やめてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, hey, this is the worst moment. Oh, this is the Oval Office. I was looking for a rectangular room. Don't call security. I'm leaving. Don't worry, stop it.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、やあ、これは最悪の瞬間だ。ああ、ここは大統領執務室だ。長方形の部屋を探していたんだ。警備員を呼ばないで。もう出て行くから。心配しないで、やめて。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, hey, this is the worst moment. Oh, this is the Oval Office. I was looking for a rectangular room. Don't call security. I'm leaving. Don't worry, stop.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、やあ、これは最悪の瞬間だ。ああ、ここは大統領執務室だ。長方形の部屋を探していたんだ。警備員を呼ばないで。もう出て行く。心配しないで、止まって。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, hey, this is the worst moment. Oh, this is the Oval Office. I was looking for a rectangular room. Don't call security. I'm leaving. Don't worry, stop.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.