YOU SAID:
Oh great, I hear the cat trying to ralph up a hairball over by the stairs.
INTO JAPANESE
おお、私は階段のそばで猫が毛玉をかがめようとしているのを聞いた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I heard that a cat is trying to burn a pill near a staircase.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私は猫が階段の近くでピルを燃やそうとしていると聞いた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I heard that the cat is about to burn the pill near the stairs.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私は猫が階段の近くで薬をやろうとしていると聞いた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I heard that the cat is going to do drugs near the stairs.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私は猫が階段の近くで薬をやろうとしていると聞いた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I heard that the cat is going to do drugs near the stairs.
That's deep, man.