YOU SAID:
Oh goodness, what happened? Shoveling accident. Oooh, no, come on inside. Wait right here, I'll be right back. You're so lucky I have a... sore shoulder, Kyle, or I would have let you have it. Cartman, just keep your mouth shut.
INTO JAPANESE
なんてこった、何があったんだ?シャベリングの事故よ中に入ってここで待っててすぐ戻るわ運が良かったわね肩が痛かったのよカイルカートマン黙ってろ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, my God. What happened? It was a chaveling accident. You go in, you wait here, you come back. You're in luck.
INTO JAPANESE
なんてこった何があったの?ひび割れの事故だった中に入ってここで待って戻って来い運がいいわね
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, my God. What happened? It was a crack accident. You go inside, you wait here, you come back. You're lucky.
INTO JAPANESE
なんてこった何があったの?ひび割れ事故だった。中に入ってここで待って戻って来いあなたは幸運です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, my God. What happened? It was a crack accident. Go inside, wait here and come back, you're lucky.
INTO JAPANESE
なんてこった何があったの?ひび割れ事故だった。中に入って、ここで待って戻ってきて、あなたは幸運よ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, my God. What happened? It was a crack accident. Go inside, wait here and come back, you're lucky.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.