YOU SAID:
oh good lord, i seem to have hurt my foot
INTO JAPANESE
いい主よ、私は足を痛めたようです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Good Lord, I seem to have hurt my leg
INTO JAPANESE
良い主よ、私は足を痛めたようです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Good Lord, I seem to have hurt my leg
That didn't even make that much sense in English.