YOU SAID:

oh good lord i have to obliterate an outhouse right about now

INTO JAPANESE

ああいい主私は今離れ家を抹消しなければなりません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh good lord I have to wipe out the house now

INTO JAPANESE

ああ良い主よ、今、家を一掃する必要があります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh good lord, now we need to clean the house

INTO JAPANESE

ああ良い主よ、今私たちは家をきれいにする必要があります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh good lord now we need to clean the house

INTO JAPANESE

ああ良い主よ、今私たちは家をきれいにする必要があります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh good lord now we need to clean the house