YOU SAID:
Oh good heavens the way thy hips thrust into the husk of his ex lover was something of a nightmare.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの腰が彼の元恋人の殻に突き刺さる方法は、なんらかの悪夢でした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The way your hips pierced the shell of his ex-girlfriend was some nightmare.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの腰が彼の元ガールフレンドの殻を突き刺した方法は、いくらかの悪夢でした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The way your hips pierced the shell of his ex-girlfriend was some nightmare.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.