YOU SAID:
oh god why couldnt it have been me
INTO JAPANESE
なんてこった、どうして私じゃなかったの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What a mess, why wasn't I?
INTO JAPANESE
なんてめちゃくちゃなんだ、どうして私じゃなかったの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What a mess, why wasn't I?
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