YOU SAID:
oh god oh no please help jesus christ help me lord
INTO JAPANESE
ああ神ああいいえイエス・キリストを助けてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh God, no, please help Jesus Christ
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、いや、イエス・キリストを助けてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh no, please help Jesus Christ
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、いや、イエス・キリストを助けてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh no, please help Jesus Christ
That didn't even make that much sense in English.