YOU SAID:
Oh fans are great and so are cats. The cats kinda deserve to die
INTO JAPANESE
ファンは素晴らしいし、猫も素晴らしい。猫は死ぬに値する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Fans are great, cats are great. cats deserve to die
INTO JAPANESE
ファンは素晴らしいです、猫は素晴らしいです。猫は死ぬに値する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Fans are great, cats are great. cats deserve to die
That didn't even make that much sense in English.