YOU SAID:
Oh East is East and West is West and never the twain shall meet.
INTO JAPANESE
Oh Eastは東西で西は西洋であり、決して二人が会うことはない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh East is east west and west is western, never two people meet.
INTO JAPANESE
Oh Eastは東西、西は西洋で、決して2人が出会うことはありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh East is east-west, west is western, never two people meet.
INTO JAPANESE
Oh Eastは東西、西は西洋、決して2人が出会うことはありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh East is east-west, west is western, never two people meet.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.