YOU SAID:

oh dear it seems that i have found my self in quite the predicament. You see, I was relaxing, but then unfortunatley someone burst through my door and started threatening me with a fish, it was quite scary.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、私はかなりの苦境の中で自分を見つけたようです。ほら、私はリラックスしていましたが、不運にも誰かが私のドアを突き破り、魚で私を脅し始めました。それはかなり怖かったです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Ah, I seem to find myself in a pretty dire situation. You see, I was relaxed, but unfortunately someone broke through my door and started threatening me with fish. It was pretty scary.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、かなり悲惨な状況にあるようです。ほら、私はリラックスしていましたが、残念ながら誰かが私のドアを突き破り、魚で私を脅し始めました。かなり怖かったです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Ah, it looks like it's in a very miserable situation. You see, I was relaxed, but unfortunately someone broke through my door and started threatening me with fish. I was pretty scared.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、それは非常に悲惨な状況にあるように見えます。ほら、私はリラックスしていましたが、残念ながら誰かが私のドアを突き破り、魚で私を脅し始めました。かなり怖かったです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, it looks like it's in a very miserable situation. You see, I was relaxed, but unfortunately someone broke through my door and started threatening me with fish. I was pretty scared.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、とても悲惨な状況にあるようです。ほら、私はリラックスしていましたが、残念ながら誰かが私のドアを突き破り、魚で私を脅し始めました。かなり怖かったです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Ah, it looks like we're in a very miserable situation. You see, I was relaxed, but unfortunately someone broke through my door and started threatening me with fish. I was pretty scared.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、とても悲惨な状況にあるようです。ほら、私はリラックスしていましたが、残念ながら誰かが私のドアを突き破り、魚で私を脅し始めました。かなり怖かったです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Ah, it looks like we're in a very miserable situation. You see, I was relaxed, but unfortunately someone broke through my door and started threatening me with fish. I was pretty scared.