YOU SAID:
Oh dear, I don't know if we know why we're here
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私たちがなぜここにいるのか分かりません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I do not know why we are here
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、なぜ私たちがここにいるのかわからない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I do not know why we are here
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