YOU SAID:
oh dear gosh whatever may be happening my dearest child?
INTO JAPANESE
なんてこった、私の最愛の子供に何が起こっているのでしょうか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What the hell is going on with my beloved child?
INTO JAPANESE
最愛の我が子に一体何が起こっているのか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What the hell is going on with my beloved child?
That's deep, man.