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oh crickets my jam on my scone smeared
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ああ、スコーンに塗ったジャムをコオロギ
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Oh, crickets with jam on scones
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、スコーンにジャムが入ったコオロギ
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Ah, crickets with jam in scones
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ああ、スコーンにジャムが入ったコオロギ
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Ah, crickets with jam in scones
Well done, yes, well done!