YOU SAID:
Oh boy you sly ol' fox. You sneaky stealing chips in the middle of the night type of guy. Do back to bed you dirty goose
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、あなたはキツネをずるい。あなたは夜中にチップを盗む卑劣なタイプの男です。汚いガチョウをベッドに戻してください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, you're a fox. You are the sneaky type of guy who steals chips in the middle of the night. Put the dirty goose back in bed
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、あなたはキツネです。あなたは真夜中にチップを盗む卑劣なタイプの男です。汚れたガチョウをベッドに戻す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, you're a fox. You are the sneaky type of guy who steals chips in the middle of the night. Return the dirty goose to bed
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、あなたはキツネです。あなたは真夜中にチップを盗む卑劣なタイプの男です。汚れたガチョウをベッドに戻す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, you're a fox. You are the sneaky type of guy who steals chips in the middle of the night. Return the dirty goose to bed
That didn't even make that much sense in English.