YOU SAID:
oh boy where did i put my pants
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、少年私は私のズボンを置いた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, boy I put my pants
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私は私のズボンを置く
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I put my pants
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私はズボンを入れた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I got pants
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私はズボンを持ってください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, I do have pants.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、パンツは持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, have pants.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、パンツがあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, pants.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、パンツします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, pants.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.