YOU SAID:
Oh boy I love canned tuna so much!! I can't wait to feel its wonderful juices all over my face and some in my beard!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ男の子、私はマグロの缶詰が大好きです!私 その素晴らしいジュースをすべて感じるのを待つことができません 私の顔の上に、そして私のひげの中にいくつか!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh boy, I love canned tuna! I Can't wait to feel all that wonderful juice Some on my face, and in my beard!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私は缶詰のマグロが大好きです!私 そのすべての素晴らしいジュースを感じるのを待つことができません 私の顔に、そして私のひげにいくつか!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, and I love canned tuna! I Can't wait to feel all its wonderful juice Some on my face, and on my beard!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私は缶詰のマグロが大好きです!私 そのすべての素晴らしいジュースを感じるのを待つことができません 私の顔に、そして私のひげにいくつか!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, and I love canned tuna! I Can't wait to feel all its wonderful juice Some on my face, and on my beard!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.