YOU SAID:
officer I kicked that child in self defense
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私は自己防衛でその子を蹴った将校
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the officer I kicked the child in self-defense
INTO JAPANESE
私が自衛のために子供を蹴った将校
BACK INTO ENGLISH
the officer I kicked a child in self-defense
INTO JAPANESE
私が自衛のために子供を蹴った将校
BACK INTO ENGLISH
the officer I kicked a child in self-defense
That's deep, man.